Holy Bleep 18" Balloon (Each)
Are they over-the-hill? Give them this Holy Bleep 18 Balloon to cheer them up! Each square balloon is cut from black Mylar and has a message that reads, Holy #%@*! You're how old? It comes shipped flat. Blow it up with helium, tie it off with ribbon, and fasten it to a balloon weight, all sold here!