Mustard is better than custard, fact of the universe. How many of us have got to the dinner table onto to find that there is no… wait for it… no mustard! The cheek! Well, problemo solved with this rather unique Halloween costume. You can’t go wrong with the Mustard costume. You can even persuade your other half to go as a Ketchup bottle so that you don’t feel like the only sauce on the plate (Ha! Get it? It’s funny because you put sauce on a plate… and… right). Hell, you might even be lucky enough to come across a hotdog to make the perfect threesome! Trust us when we say that everyone at the party will want to give you a squeeze! Why not add a bit of flavour to the party and give everyone the pleasure of the tangy compliment that is the Mustard.