They'll think you're hot stuff, until they get close, that is. The Wanna Nookie Adult Costume is a fun and ridiculous costume for any party, but especially a luau or beach themed one. The costume features an oversized stuffed tunic that looks like a bikini and grass skirt on a woman's ample figure. Turn yourself into a hula dancer or beach girl. The suit is skin colored, so you'll just look large and shapely. The colorful Hawaiian print bikini covers the large chest and hips and the long grass skirt covers the front of the body. Pick up luau accessories separately, like leis, flip flops, and a ukelele. To really make the look, get a wig and maybe some makeup, also sold separately. Then, to make the look even more silly, make sure you don't shave. You'll have all the guys hitting on you.